The D.A.R.E. Shirt from That's Funny Stuff
No one will ever touch your supply with this take no bull crap shirt. The message is clear. I'm not a kid anymore and you can't tell me what to do. Just because you live in your Mommy's basement doesn't mean the world can treat you like a child. So what you play playstation all day long. You bought it with your birthday money. So spend a little more of Grannies cash on this cool shirt.
.: Premium fit
.: 100% Soft cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs bigger than usual