Booger Sugars 5¢ Tee – Vintage Drugstore Parody Shirt | Funny Retro Design

Step right up for a scoop of nostalgia—and maybe a little trouble.

The Booger Sugars 5¢ Tee is designed like an old-school storefront sign, advertising everyone’s favorite (fake) vice with bold type and distressed edges. Perfect for fans of vintage design, clever wordplay, and that weird little voice in your head that whispers, “Buy it. It’s funny.”

• Retro print style with worn effect

• 100% cotton, DTG-printed

• Unisex regular fit with crew neck

• Perfect for parties, ironic fashion, or casual chaos

• “Sold Everywhere”… but especially here

Whether you’re into old-school signage or you just love confusing strangers, this one’s a crowd-wrinkler.